I LOVE HOW HE ALWAYS WALKS LIKE HIS BALLS ARE TOO BIG TO FIT BETWEEN HIS LEGS
I MEAN WUT
Maybe they are. Maybe Derek has to strap them down every morning before even attempting jeans. Or maybe it’s make belief. Maybe he doesn’t have balls and he’s trying to make out he has?
HIS BALLS ARE SO BIG THEY’RE LIKE BOOBS
THEY NEED A CORSET
THAT DEREK STRAPS THEM INTO
AND STILES IS STUNNED TO DISCOVER
THAT DEREK WEARS A CORSET
A LEATHER CORSET
WITH LEATHER LACES
THAT GO ALL THE WAY UP
AND ALL THE WAY DOWN
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Just a friendly reminder that Hoechlin freely admitted in an interview that he strictly wears Underamour.
Apparently you buy those when your JUNK IS TOO MASSIVE FOR REGULAR BRIEFS TO CONTAIN
REBLOGGING FOR ACCURACY AND RESEARCH
TWO THINGS THIS FANDOM IS RENOWNED FOR
Well, Jeff did tweet that Hoechlin need like a 20 min warning to get into his jeans or something. xDD Like he thinks they are uncomfy or something. lolol. But also I find the way he walks unfy (even if that means he’s just uncomfortable). XDDDD /o\
It’s not so much Tyler Hoechlin trying to walk around his gigantic balls
AS A GIGANTIC PAIR OF BALLS TAKING TYLER HOECHLIN OUT FOR A WALK
Tyler will find out about this post..
Reblogging with the hope that he will see this, tbh.
what just happened here?
Oh right, it’s CANON GUYS.
So apparently it out first birthday guys!
I made a thing.
We did something like this.
Danny is a Shirogitsune Kitsune/The Good Fox
Before we go to the Asian Mythology part of this, we can still connect this to the current theme of Teen Wolf which is Celtic/Irish Mythology. Fox animal symbolism takes a turn of intelligence in the Celtic realm, as the Celts believed the fox to be a guide, and was honored for its wisdom. The Celts understood the fox knows the woods intimately, and they would rely upon the fox as their guide in the spirit world.
We all know that Danny is really smart, being known as the “Computer Wiz” and restoring Jackson’s kanima transformation video. But there is more things that proves his intelligence and ability to be a guide in the spirit world. The Alpha Brothers said that either Danny or Lydia will be important to Scott and they presumed that it’s Lydia. Later on, Ms. Morrell told them they need to use someone who can actually seek out the supernatural and Stiles immediately presumed that it’s Lydia, due to her always finding the dead bodies. But Lydia is actually unconsciously seeking dead bodies (due to her being a Banshee) but nothing supernatural. Stiles found Danny’s research paper about “Telluric Current” and matching Danny’s map with Chris Argent’s map, the gang was able to find likely locations for the future body dumps and where Deaton is being held and where his body will be found. Their finding resulted to Scott rescuing Deaton.
Therefore, Danny guided them to finding out where the Darach will go/where Deaton is being held. The Darach is a supernatural being and Deaton is a druid (a priestly class - a.k.a spiritual) which mean Danny is the one who can seek out the supernaturals.
Now with the Asian Mythology…
The kitsune are fox people, and are often deceptive tricksters. They enjoy playing ‘tricks’, and if such tricks should prove harmful or fatal to humans, they care little. If a kitsune is found out, it will usually be killed.However, not all kitsune are evil, and there is a group of kitsune known as the Inari (ē-NA-ɾ̠ē), or Shirogitsune, which are almost the polar opposite of their less disciplined cousins, the Nogitsune. The Inari believe themselves to be servants and messengers of the gods.
Assuming that the Alpha Pack will be less prominent is Season 3B, a new character named Kira will probably be the new villain. Along with confirmation of her character, Jeff Davis also said that they will explore kitsunes. I predict that Kira will be a Nogitsune Kitsume and will be Danny’s rival in some sort of way.
The good kitsune is labeled after the night “as the moon loses its shape by the day” and “the seed of the moon”. The seed of the moon is represented as a child with a good heart and is very likeable to any eye. The child may or may not be born in Japan. The child will grow up as human but will want to know its roots.
Danny’s last name is Mahealani which means “night of the full moon” and if you google “as the moon loses its shape by the day”, there will be a website featuring a Hawaiian Lunar Calendar and Mahealani is one of the phases. We also know that Danny has a good heart and Stiles even said that everybody likes Danny. We can assume that Danny is Hawaiian but the Japanese population is Hawaii is really big due to immigration. This all leads to the point that Danny is indeed a Shirogitsune.
The child is able to attract evil and change it to good in only a matter of days, for it says the child will be born in a way where he seem fragile and this would make the evil think twice of its wrong doing. The good fox is said to be musical, unknowingly intelligent , always loyal, friendly, and normally a follower for its close affections ; it’s known to comfort the wounded, but never hurt another, if not needed.
Now, this all points out Danny’s relationship with Ethan. When we first saw Ethan, he seemed really scary, bloodthirsty and dangerous but when he got closer to Danny, he started to act more innocent and caring. I believe that Danny unconsciously changed Ethan and turned him into a better person. We also saw how caring Ethan is when he rushed Danny to the hospital (because of the mistletoe poisoning) and his unrequited admiration for Danny even after seeing his surgery scars (this points out that Danny is really fragile). Danny is also musical (performing at the memorial), unknowingly intelligent (already stated above), always loyal, friendly and etc. (traits that he always shows). He is also seen comforting Ethan after the staged fight.
The Good Kitsune is said to hold a power that none can fathom, for it’s said to make people cry with joy and sorrow. Its power is unknown, but can only be felt by the Good Kitsune’s voice or touch. For those who hurt the Good Kitsune, a action of some form of pain will be lashed out on the one who inflicted it.
So what I’m getting here The Good Kitsune is basically a walking law of karma? If you hurt it, you’ll get hurt too. Danny’s ex-boyfriend cheated on him which probably hurt him then boom, ex-boyfriend is hit by kanima. Then, the kanima paralyzed Danny and then later, Stiles punched Jackson. That’s basically enough reasoning to why Danny is a good kitsune.
Credit to my mother, she had only seen about two episodes and had to suffer me babbling on about it! This is like, the only show she doesn’t watch.